San Mateo

SAN MATEO. pretty much the bombest place to be in Bayy Ara. Home to drifters, rich white hoes, druggies going to ivy league schools, irish pubs, hot-cheeto eating mexicanos and a few blacks/asians. Pretty much divided up into two sections...one side of the freeway is gangstaland (bayside midd school, college park, fiesta gardens) and theres the white Baywood freaks, burlingame BIS kids, the sexy centrals...other shit. Most of the gansta's hang out Downtown San mateo on Friday nights outside the theater. Hell yeah.

Damn she's hella beaner...probably from Bayside in "San Mateo".
Damn...she's hella white...probably from Baywood San Mateo.

by Shanaanagurlzz650 August 6, 2011

Maygon

1. A sexy, beautiful, smart, amazing girl who is loved by all and hated by none. Sometimes mistaken for Megan, but definitely a much cooler way of spelling the name. Oh and she has an amazing ass... AKA "The perfect girl"

Person 1 - Who's that Maygon girl?
Person 2 - Oh she's my girlfriend.
Person 1 - No way, she's way too hot to be your girlfriend!
Person 2 - Yeah... you're right she's Codys girl. (see "Cody" in dictionary)

by Ruin1721 February 3, 2010

Mayers

Mayers are lovely people that work hard and don’t take nothing from no one. No matter what they will be there for you. They’re also very smart and love music.

Girl: Wait you know a Mayers?
Boy: Of course I do
Girl: Ahh your so lucky! I want one!

by All unique November 2, 2019

Manscape Makeover

It begins when one of your buddies passes out, you start by tea bagging them followed by shaving your pubes over his or her forhead, leaving a nice unibrow.

Larry passed out on the couch so I pulled a manscape makeover and left him a sweet brow.

by Carl B-nips October 15, 2011

makeout whore

a girl that makes out with numerous guys, sober or intoxicated, but has no intentions of making a relationship out of it. she does this for pure pleasure and the enjoyment of the moment.

guy: "so, do you want to maybe catch a movie with me later this week?"

girl: "i don't know..."

guy: "but, we totally hit it off at that party last night! i thought you were into me?"

girl: "don't take it personally, but i'm just a makeout whore."

by girl7 November 9, 2006

Mayen

The legit best person ever. She is always singing and can get on your nerves, but in the end, you still love her. She is a total overachiever and wants the best in life. Mayen is super crazy and is always dancing, even though she knows its terrible. She doesn't fit in with all the trends, but she still wants to be popular. In the end, Mayen is a super awesome friend who is there for you no matter what loves to laugh with you, can always make you smile, and who you will grow to love.

"Dude Mayen is so annoying"
"Yeah, I love her too"

by idk2007 March 5, 2020

Mateo

Just a guy that gets all the girls never gets rejected good at all sports will be rich and famous considered as a God and just good at all video games good at school and has a different girl every night. A Mateo is loyal if he wants to be and gets the Latina putas and the Znouds and Necs and Babatundes and the Chinese girls like Tsuki and the Arabic girls and white girls and black girls

Mateo also has the biggest dick out of all the other people it’s a scientific fact which is proven if your name is not Mateo it’s just sad but if you are a friend of his you are also on his level, if you are an enemy go kill yourself you don’t have a purpose to live you fat motherfucker shit trash garbage

Omg that God is so Godly, he looks like a Mateo. No way he is a Mateo and has the biggest dick I’ve seen bro. My mom told me about his dick that he fed her for the last 8 nights

by I’m just a God relax dude April 11, 2020