by rzp1 March 15, 2019
Get the maximum relic mug.This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.
If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.
I'm glad every day that I did.
Happy wedding day love.
If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.
I'm glad every day that I did.
Happy wedding day love.
Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.
by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024
Get the Maximum mug.Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.
ex 2.
Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!
* CAR EXPLODES*
Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.
ex 2.
Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!
* CAR EXPLODES*
Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.
by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010
Get the Maximum Failocity mug.John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.
Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.
Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.
Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.
Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.
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When a doggo uses up his 2 borks a day and accidentally borks a 3rd time and switches int maximum borkdrive.
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