Mathias

Mathias (with h only) is the most amazing boy you’re ever going to meet in this life. He is kind, loving, beautiful hot af and will always make you laugh. If your paths cross, your life will turn into a fairytale. Or anime. If you want to make this latino boy happy give him lemons, bread, mayonnaise or make him a goulash.

Girl 1: Wow! Who is that hot man over there?
Girl 2: His name is Mathias, but don’t waste your time trying, he’s outta your league.

by c0mosellama July 26, 2018

Mathsterbation

Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.

Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"

by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007

maths class

1 hour of your day wasted on questions such as

if joey has 3 sandwiches and Elle has 5 sandwiches, when I throw a triangle out of the car window and air resistance isa thing that exists, what is the meaning of life?

I catch up on sleep in maths class

by gender identity crisis June 19, 2020

mathsexual

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.

Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.

by mootixguy October 10, 2008

Veggie Maths

Where all the speds go to do their 100% math goals to make feel them good

What math class u in me in veggie maths

by LILVEG November 28, 2018

Mathilda

Someone who's great with weapons, killing any one getting out of her way. Most likely to get killed by Mathilda is children under the age of 7 years old.

Hey dude did you see Mathilda?
No if I did I would be dead by now.

by xXMurrenaFlingorXx January 24, 2017

Machismo

Spanish word. I don't think there's a direct english word translation.

1. Having an unusually high or exaggerated sense of masculinity. Including an attitude that aggression, strength, sexual prowess, power and control is the measure of someone's manliness. Also, a machismo man feels having these traits entitles him to respect and obedience from men and women around him.

2. The belief in the right to dominate and control, including, but not limited to, control over women.

He thinks that because he can shoot his mouth off and act machismo that I'm impressed and that she'll just bow down and do whatever he says.

Wow, Dave a guy's guy. but Steve takes it to another level. he's machismo.

by triggermansam August 30, 2007