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matonso

Matonso is a very funny and beautiful girl, she is very jovial. if you have a matonso then that means you are lucky.
she might seem gentle but shes not. she is a honest and caring girl, she loves to protect her loved ones and family. i am very lucky to have you matonso
matonso would you like a cup of tea
by agaere December 8, 2021
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Matonoha

Family which started in 18th centrum by a man with big forehead who wanted to sell his daughter to whoever who kills the dragon. Turns out his daughter was gay and drahon ate him.
Mostly “Je Matonoha na pod vlivem zas?”
by TojisWorm December 27, 2021
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matondo

A person who is really obsessed with Taylor Swift
Girl 1: look at the matondo going straight to the Taylor Swift Concert.

Girl 2: I really like to hang with a matondo.
by Poopplopoop scoop February 17, 2022
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Matoxiam

He is the worst person in the world. He likes to say that he is better than everyone else, but that is simply not the case. He says that he is better than everyone named Giselle, but he is not. He needs to be humbled urgently. He also has an obsession with exclamation marks! He is crazy, French, and he wears glasses. He believes that he has an attractive voice, and manliness, and massiveness, and muscleness, but none of those are true. Nothing he says is true because is he less accurate than Wikipedia. That's also something that he says is true. Whatever, just give him absolutely no money because he does not have money getting jobs, and he also has no issues with the French government for an unknown reason. That shouldn't be enough for him. He is not the greatest person alive EVER. Hello, I love you (seriously)
Dang! That Matoxiam, he's not a freaking god. Hate him!
by Elle the Idiot March 12, 2022
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Matosing

When you get an under age girl high, raw dawg her, nut, then spit on her back when you pull out, then feed her a plan b pill the next day.
I saw a Mexican hanging out with your daughter the other day matosing the shit out of her.
by Xijiping August 4, 2022
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matoo and mar

Omg matoo and mar are so cute together
by booYousuck October 14, 2022
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Matos Duck Face

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.
by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023
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