by Alex Vandop May 6, 2018
Get the jerry martinezmug. When you attempt to do a dirty sanchez and you finger slips into the nostril instead especially effective after eating Mexican food
My dirty sanchez went arie and my finger went into his nostril and I just finished my Mexican dinner and caused a burnt Martinez
by Big Wilkie j May 16, 2016
Get the burnt martinezmug. THE BEST artist of all time! Her music has a wonderful melody and she has a soothing voice. She has wonderful lyrics and is a great person.
by Sweetlyfe101 June 18, 2022
Get the Melanie Martinezmug. an extremely underrated artist who deserves more attention periodt.She's very talented gl stan her.
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by De Nicki Minaj January 23, 2021
Get the Melanie Martinezmug. Melanie Adele Martinez was born on April 28, 1995. She is an amazing singer/songwriter, and very talented. She has around 40 tattoos, and she has 2 full albums. Mel has also starred in and directed music videos and a movie called k-12. Melanie's fans call themselves crybabies (like the character crybaby) but she says that she sees each and every fan as an individual. Melanie's songs are great because she talks about topics that not many other artists talk about. All of her songs and music videos tell a story if watched/listened to in the right order. I suggest starting from the beginning. Melanie can fit a Swedish fish in the gap of her teeth. She is very sweet and kind to her fans and can sing very well with or without autotune. Check her out and follow her on social media for any updates!
by i like green December 23, 2020
Get the Melanie Martinezmug. by Please let December 5, 2017
Get the Riccardo Martinezmug. The most dominant pitcher of his era and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93 MPH fast ball by you with one pitch then make you look like a cocksniffer as you fan on his 12 MPH change-up. He's also one of the funniest and most entertaining players in the game and will not back down from anybody, not even a 75 year old whale ( see Don Zimmer )
Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."
by j_breeze September 10, 2008
Get the Pedro Martinezmug.