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Marko

He really enjoys cars, driving them without a license too. He thinks he's cool for it, when in reality people just see him as another downie. Legend has it a Markos usually withhold an IQ of 1.99 on average, which is quite reasonable considering other traits he has received from his family i.e. unsymmetrical face, inability to process his own language, 1 incher, incel attributes (inability to attract any form of creature), and just overall habit of being an unseasoned swine. He usually hangs out with other low IQ lifeforms, such as a rare and wild breed of batmansasha, aka sashslayer.
by EpicVeleitys August 7, 2021
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Marko

Biggest retard ever, eats Ben and Jerrys with tangy cheese Doritos, whacks hella birds tho
Looks like sloth from the goonies, must be Marko
by IIIIIIIIIHSSHJSJABAJSS November 22, 2021
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Marko

a child-murdering cat who doesn't care for anyone but himself.

A definition of an idiot package all in one
“Why is there a cat robot on the floor?”
“Dw its just marko being an idiot
by K0ko March 27, 2022
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Markos

Markos is an LGBT rights activist that gives full support to Israel and donates millions of dollars daily to them.
Markos gave a kiss in his boyfriend's cheek then donated 10 million dollars to israel
by Exodesus May 1, 2024
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Megan Marko

Like, totally the HBIC of the GSC! Duh!
Megan Marko is totally the HBIC and also kind of a BDE.
by jdawg2008 January 16, 2020
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Marko

He is the fucking sexiest being on the planet. omg he is so good at rocket league i was told he was called by justin and squishy, but he rejected cuz he is to good for them and he has his crew iDJEMO(they are totally trash but he is carrying all the time). he gets all the girls he is like a magnet omg how is he so hot. He will always be there for you he will never give you up he will never let you down... but rly i cannot stress this enough he is SOOOO good in bed he is like a god if gods fuck he is the best of them you should rly fuck him. being his friend is like the best thing in the world just dont get on his bad side cuz then u fucked up you wont know what hit you. in conclusion marko is the best thing that can happen to you
o my gooddd he is soo markooo
by Sara17 November 21, 2021
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Marko

Marko is very good fortnite player. I would give him a v-bucks if I were on your place.
person 1: Should i give Marko a v-buckses?
person 2: Of course!
PS: bobahitman in fortnite
by Not_Marko123 November 29, 2021
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