Zombie Marker

A marker who is deep underground.

Guy#1: Where's my marker?

Guy#2: I think it became a zombie marker.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Bee Marker

A bee sting that stays on you forever.

Guy#1: I got a bee marker today.

Guy#2: Unlucky.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Marker makeup

When you're in the psych ward and you only have a washable marker to put on green makeup that makes you look like reverse ICP

I looked like a sexy alien with my marker makeup - Kelsey

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021

Meno‘s Marker

Ework discord filled to the brim with monkeys

Guy1:“Did you join Meno‘s Marker yet?“
Guy2:“No don’t you know there‘s a ton of monkeys on there?“

by Anonymous eworker September 11, 2021

Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025

Marker

Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*

Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*
use this word when you have a friend that has a heart attack

by uhhh yes February 14, 2025