Marker makeup

When you're in the psych ward and you only have a washable marker to put on green makeup that makes you look like reverse ICP

I looked like a sexy alien with my marker makeup - Kelsey

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021

Meno‘s Marker

Ework discord filled to the brim with monkeys

Guy1:“Did you join Meno‘s Marker yet?“
Guy2:“No don’t you know there‘s a ton of monkeys on there?“

by Anonymous eworker September 11, 2021

ngh~ marker, faster!

some stupid tiktok user had that name one time and cary huang replied saying hi to them using their name, truly my favorite object show community incident
(It’s supposed to be marker from bfdi clapping them)

ngh~ marker, faster!: can I get a hi from cary
Cary Huang: sure hi ngh~ marker, faster!

by dude who likes Kevin Spencer November 29, 2025

Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025

Marker

Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*

Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*
use this word when you have a friend that has a heart attack

by uhhh yes February 14, 2025

Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021