Expo Markers

Feature vivid ink that's easy to see from a distance and provides consistent color quality.

Even better, these Expo Markers are eligible for Subscribe & Save. Note that unlike traditional Subscribe & Save offers, no additional discount will be given

by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023

Greedy Marker

Someone who steals writing utensils.

Guy#1: Look at that he stole 6 pencils!

Guy#2: That Greedy Marker!

by BuddyMaddie April 01, 2022

Inverted Marker

A marker with unusual colors.

Guy#1: I got a inverted marker

Guy#2: I heard those are rare.

by BuddyMaddie April 01, 2022

Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

marker hunting

its when your in kindergarden and your finishing a drwing but you dont have the correct colours to finish it so you walk around the classroom and you steal markers

i went marker hunting but go caught

by your gay by the way August 15, 2022

Little markers

Nobody knows what it actually is. It apperead in a DIY fidget spinner tutorial. I'd like to imagine it's a euphemism for testicles. So that's what it is now.

"Totally Rad DIY Fidget Spinner That Will Make Your Little Markers Go Nuts."
This guy punched me in the little markers.
It's cold as little markers out here.
Put my little markers in your mouth.

by Jake Gyllenhaal May 24, 2017