Man Thong Syndrome

Due to excessively high testosterone levels, a man with this syndrome will act in a gay manner when there are no females present. In other words, they are extremely horny... all the time. For example, suggestive comments or gestures, humping, wearing man thongs amongst men, winking at other men, caressing another man's body, and excessive physical contact are all symptoms of the "Man Thong Syndrome." These dudes ARE NOT GAY, they just require massive amounts of sex, ass, vagina, or anything else they can get.
by SquintsMcgee December 08, 2010
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no man's sky syndrome

Being unsatisfied (or even surprised at how unsatisfied) with EXACTLY what you asked for, specifically dealing with tv, videos, and games.
Some people who didn't like Pacific Rim are experiencing no man's sky syndrome.
by Urdnot_Garrug December 07, 2016
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Pre man-strual syndrome

When a man has symptoms similar to when a woman PMSes.

Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.
John: YOU LEFT THE FUCKING MILK OUT!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? I MEAN I WORK SO HARD *Cries*

Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?

Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.
by CapnNorris December 24, 2010
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Man-Down syndrome

Describes the man in your group who suffers the worst hangover the morning after.
"OMG, James has Man-Down syndrome. He can't even put his trousers on!"
by nervouspaddy June 15, 2014
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Man-man-contact Syndrome

The awkwardness that insues after two males make body contact. This often occurs when two guys walk side by side and their hands brush together as if they were about to hold hands.
MATT: So I was walking into the gym with Mike and his pinkey totally rubbed against my hand, you know how much I suffer from man-man-contact syndrome too, I was totally freaked bro.
by Jonnie C. July 31, 2008
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Man-Boob-Syndrome (MBS)

this is a highly contagious and awful disease wich starts in the pectorals and makes them grow to resemble a womans chest...fellas if uve been feelin "bouncy" lately....go get a bra!
INsult: o go fondle you man boobs! (sca kids do not steal~!)
by danielle April 14, 2005
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Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.
Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
by Jack of trade June 27, 2023
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