Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
by OilyStarfish June 02, 2015
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minnesota kiss

It is like a Eskimo Kiss on your Ball Sack. Your cold nose rubbing against a ball sack.
When she gave me a Minnesota Kiss I couldn't stop Laughing, it tickled so much.
by DiabolicalDug April 13, 2012
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minnesota nice

1.Typically confused with being extremely caring, helpful and pleasant. Being from the area, I know it REALLY means that a Minnesotan won't slam you to your face - they do it behind your back so as to APPEAR nice.

2. Back stabbing
Describing your girlfriend as a slut to one of your best friends is considered Minnesota nice.
by Bomni February 09, 2005
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Worthington, Minnesota

A place where awesome people live and the coolest math class in 8th grade live.
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Worthington, Minnesota

Person 1: oh where the best people in the world live?
Person 2: yeah
by M~Chan December 06, 2016
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Minnesota Twister

When you are receiving a blow job in which you are in a reverse position(facing opposite of your partner)that makes your ass rub across ones nose as they are performing the act.
I gave my girlfriend a brown nose while we
were doing a Minnesota Twister.
by Chuck G January 10, 2008
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minnesota nice

Minnesota Nice is what you would call someone from minnesota who goes out of their way to be too nice. Even in a situation where they could be justified in being angry and upset they will still remain pleasant. Usually used in a sentence cynically to describe someone who was the exact opposite.
"... wow, he isn't exactly 'minnesota nice'. He shouldn't be so rude."
by Justncase80 July 07, 2004
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Minnesota 15

The 15 pounds Minnesotans gain during the winter, aka hot dish season. Similar to the "Freshman 15".
(minnesohda accent) oooh ya hun, da taater tot hot dish ya made was just deelish, oooh ya, here comes da minnesota 15.
by Geneva Lee Browne November 05, 2007
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