Vampire Meeting

When all your energy/lifeblood gets ruthlessly sucked out during a meeting with colleagues who (a) excessively repeat themselves, (b) are long talkers or (c) interrupt and/or talk over you and others.

"Today I was forced to buy a triple mocha to restore my lifeblood after a vampire meeting."

by Ceeliscious March 18, 2011

meeting point

the place at which people congregate, normally for a sneaky one.

"Where you of to bilal?"
"i'm off to the meeting point for a sneaky one."
"i'll be there."

by bilaaaal January 11, 2014

Topless meeting

A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.

The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.

by millibuilder April 13, 2010

Musk meeting

A meeting that contains information that could have been put I n a memo or email and is therefore a giant waste of time. Made famous by tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who famously hates time-wasting meetings.

Example: Rachel “Are we really having another meeting about delivering services via Zoom.”

Eli “Yes, just another Musk meeting. Why can’t they just put it in an email and save us an hour?”

by Captain2020N May 2, 2020

meet joe

a polite way of saying "jack off"

-did you meet joe yet?

-hey bro ill call you back in 5 minutes
- where you gonna go?
- to meet joe

- its been so long since i met joe.

by meetingjoe123 January 13, 2011

Clown Meeting

Something funny to yell when you're in the woods with your friends

Friend: what do we do now
Me: *yells* CLOWN MEETING

by Caleb Mack November 8, 2016

Meet the Team

Meet the Team is a series of Source Filmmaker animations published by Valve to promote Team Fortress 2. The series consisted of 10 episodes, 9 of which star the main 9 playable characters and a 10th joke episode about the Heavy Weapons Guy's secondary weapon, the Sandvich (which is really just a sandwich, that in-game, restores 300 health for the Heavy and acts as a Medium Health Kit when given out to players). The series has helped Valve with developing the game's technology. Meet the Heavy, the first entry of Meet the Team, helped Valve test facial animations for more expressions for the characters in-game.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen those videos about those TF2 Characters?
Person 2: You mean the "Meet the Team" series?

by PurpleSpie April 28, 2020