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McDonald's hot 

An adjective to describe someone who is not actually attractive, but seems hot because they're surrounded by less attractive people. Also applies to Tim Hortons employees, Walmart staff, and people on public transportation.
Tiffany: My new coworker, Brent, is pretty hot.

Lauren: Is he actually hot, or is he McDonald's hot?

Tiffany: You right.
McDonald's hot by huluandhang April 28, 2016
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McDonald's Reject Off The Streets 

Used to describe someone who is an incompetent or incapable of doing a particular thing correct; In simpler terms: A useless idiot.
You got a 54 on the math test?! You McDonald's reject off the streets!!

mcdonald's sex change 

When an employee is taking a woman's order, and a man appears at the window.
Order taker- "That woman was very nice!"
Cashier- "that was definitely a guy at the window.."
Order taker- "He must have gotten the McDonald's sex change on his way to the window!"
mcdonald's sex change by EmmyUntold November 17, 2013

McDonald’s Sprite

when a man cums on his girls mouth then proceeds to spit in her mouth repeatedly till it looks like the sizzle of a McDonald’s Sprite
aye bitch you like that McDonald’s Sprite I know that mf was tangy

McDonald's Option

A technique for getting decisions and perhaps even consensus from a group. This is most useful for groups who are stalled on making a decision, be it big or small.

The name comes from a common problem when a group is trying to decide where to go for lunch. Often everyone will say "I don't care, where do you want to go?" and it is not until someone makes an unpopular suggestion that their true opinion is voiced. The catalyst of saying "McDonald's!" as a proxy for the bad choice will push the group members into offering alternatives. Quickly a decision that is not McDonald's is selected.
Jennifer sketched a new website homepage design with a purposeful emphasis with the wrong call to action. This McDonald's option allowed the stakeholders to describe what corrections were needed to get to the right design.
McDonald's Option by Woody4life August 25, 2013

McDonald's Eating Trash Nugget

Hey you McDonald's Eating Trash Nugget. Wait I mean Sam

McDonald’s Drunk 

A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”
Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?

Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk