A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.
by Professor Murder March 10, 2005
Get the lobster clawmug. by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005
Get the Crotch Lobstermug. When a man squirts his load all over his female friends back, because she has a serious sunburn and your trying to cool her down
by masterquief69 March 7, 2011
Get the maine lobstermug. An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).
by frick1 February 24, 2010
Get the Lobster backmug. -------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!
Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!
Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have
by hdevonxz September 7, 2008
Get the red lobstermug. The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.
by Steve.RedFox August 6, 2007
Get the lobster cockmug. 1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.
2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.
3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.
Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.
3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.
Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."
2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."
3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*
4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*
*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."
3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*
4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*
*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
Get the Lobster Facemug.