Dropped A Linda

When you take such a massively long poop, and part of it sticks out of the toilet water; this creates a worse smelling aftermath than the typical shit, as raw feces are sticking out of the water.

-"How was the shit?"
-Terrible dude, I totally Dropped a Linda.

by justinbeiberisahomo December 7, 2009

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spicey linda

preforming oral on a mensturating girl

i gave her a spicey linda and she gave me an Eric the Red

by some dork February 4, 2004

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linda moment

A linda moment is having a blonde moment but being brunette. Also a linda moment is dumber than a blonde moment.

Ex.

I just had the biggest linda moment ever! Im so dumb.

by 5875 June 7, 2014

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linda virus

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Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.

by EastSideCrackaKilla September 20, 2021

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Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

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