lightning cock

An extremely large penis with powers similar to the thunder cock. It will strike a girl at any time!!!

Bob's Lightning cock struck me last night.

lightning cock by Bobbyyyy December 17, 2015

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Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

Lightning Bolt by Carzand December 14, 2008

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Lightning queer sock

A queer's sock hit by lightning. What the hell did you think?

Person 1: you're such a lightning queer sock
Person 2: wait....what?

Lightning queer sock by Angel578 April 28, 2013

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Lightning Party

Lightning Party - When the staff at a facility have a party because the lightning alarm has sounded causing them to close the facility to the public, but since they cannot leave they resort to fun and games until receiving an all clear. They normally still get paid during this time.

A lightning party typically refers to persons working at an aquatic or outdoor facility, such as - and especially lifeguards. These facilities are equipped with lightning alarms, and when it signals that there is lightning in the area the personel close the facility but still continue to work their shifts. Since they have nothing to do they party until an all clear is given, or it´s time to go.

The lightning alarm went off, so the lifeguards are having a lightning party until the system says all clear.

Lightning Party by calidreamin June 11, 2014