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shuttle launch

When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.
Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.
by McNiggason May 19, 2015
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Paperlike launch

A paperlike launch is a product launch that seems like a paper launch, but not actually is. The product is released on the day of the launch, however, due to outstanding demand and lack of supply, not many products eventually get shipped.
NVIDIA's release of the 3090 Ti really was a paperlike launch, bro.
by jortpepe April 28, 2022
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Launch the duck

Refers to taking shit, and letting the duck that’s causing the quacking noises from your ass out...
Whoops! Sorry about that. I guess I need to launch the duck!
by Coupster74 March 26, 2020
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launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off
“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”
by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020
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Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.
I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.
by KingJx212 November 1, 2021
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Jug Launch

A game where people or hahbeebees are tied to a carousel and teams launch piss jugs from a water balloon launcher and try to hit them in the face and dick
I am excited to celebrate the return of the supreme leader I hear theres going to be a round of jug launch
by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024
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Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.
That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
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