fat lard

a fat and disgusting person who you despise deeply. Often used as an insult to someone who is fat, lazy, or has diabetes.

That fat lard did some whore and got a devil child.

by hamburg January 03, 2008

lard tard

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

by leChef June 29, 2010

lard stump

A huge fat ass turd.

I’ll call you back, I have to go take a lard stump.

by Rylerballz September 15, 2019

womb lard

The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.

a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'

by fucktardtranslations May 21, 2020

Lard-string

A string of lard; lazy; unmotivated; lifeless; careless; can be used in the same context as a couch potato.

"I just lay there like a lard-string."

by Shortcakems November 04, 2008

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 03, 2019

lard eater

a fat bastard who eats a large diet of fatty foods

jim your a lard eater

by faggot sucking cock November 19, 2009