Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes everything that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.

Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.

by MB_NB July 9, 2023

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023

Lanky Box

an insult used for someone who's over 6'0 and obese.

fat and tall guy: hey guys
some asshole: gtfo you lanky box

by Sethsterwastaken April 24, 2024

lanky cam

a twiggy lad

he doesn't pull cos he's a lanky cam

by lankycam February 22, 2022