Lonely Sharpie

A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....

Hi Im Lonely Sharpie, IM BACK BITCHES

by tperry76 December 14, 2016

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Lonely Rolling Star

The greatest katamari damacy song by far, maybe even the greatest song ever. A song about a woman who's lover has a tendency to roll away from her, and how much she desperately wants him to roll back.

ayo bro lonely rolling star is a banger

by Googamer_OwO July 18, 2021

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Lonely Pee Syndrome

The syndrome that occurs in some males that causes them to relieve themselves in a urinal directly adjacent to another male's, even when there are several open stalls away from the aforementioned male.

This dude must of had lonely pee syndrome, there were like 8 urinals and he decides to come up to mine and hold hands.

by Kim and Dan June 12, 2008

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lonely cheating

Masturbation.

Guy 1: So she walked in on you jerking one out?
Guy 2: I like to think of it as lonely cheating.

by KillerOrange27 October 7, 2009

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Lonely Shits

Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.

Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.

by Jakeua06 October 20, 2009

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