When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.
"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"
by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016
Get the Dunkin lottery mug.Laws lottery was the name earned hundreds of years ago by commoners when the odds were much better for the player
by LordofGrange July 6, 2025
Get the Laws lottery mug.A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.
Maury: "So who do you think the father is?
Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."
Maury: "How is this possible?!"
Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."
Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."
Maury: "How is this possible?!"
Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."
by JayWalkin April 20, 2025
Get the Milk Lottery mug.The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Lottery Tickiteer mug.When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020
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Get the jamaican lottery mug.Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”
by no.remorse February 23, 2024
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