A poem of Irish fame that is usually humorous and often nasty. It's five lines are based on beats of 4/4/2/2/4...like a marching drummer.
The O.C. Limerick
There once was a man from Orange County,
Who humped every girl like a Mountie,
Two more girls in his shack,
As they jumped in his sack,
Now he's known as the Duke of Orange County!
There once was a man from Orange County,
Who humped every girl like a Mountie,
Two more girls in his shack,
As they jumped in his sack,
Now he's known as the Duke of Orange County!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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Sensitive but perverted.
Sexy and still smart.
Hes all what women need in bed, and out of it.
Some of them might be stalkers, pedos or rapers, but it is all because the society these days.
Sensitive but perverted.
Sexy and still smart.
Hes all what women need in bed, and out of it.
Some of them might be stalkers, pedos or rapers, but it is all because the society these days.
Woman 1. Oh my gosh look at him hes so handsome!
Woman 2. Yeah he looks so.... Lior!
Woman 1. Hell yeah!
Woman 2. Yeah he looks so.... Lior!
Woman 1. Hell yeah!
by Some one from over there >>>> July 24, 2009
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-A town located in NNSW, know by some as "lishole" because lismore is literally located in a hole, and the gronks, bums, whores and poverty of lismore.
-The Wilson river runs through lismore and is the most disgusting river EVER, brown as shit, bad milk is emptied hourly by local NORCO, i would not be surprised if there where human bones located at the bottom
-The Wilson river runs through lismore and is the most disgusting river EVER, brown as shit, bad milk is emptied hourly by local NORCO, i would not be surprised if there where human bones located at the bottom
by 187ontheundercover December 6, 2012
Get the Lismore mug.Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.
person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"
alternatively...
person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"
alternatively...
person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"
by John Holmes May 13, 2003
Get the Limoshlong mug.Shoes that are typically high heels, exorbitantly expensive, and from couture designer brands that necessitate the wearer to be driven around town less they get them dirty or have to walk very far.
by MarinaSF April 20, 2007
Get the limo heels mug.Portugal's version of NyQuil, except that it actually IS considered a liquor. So you DO have to be old enough to purchase it.
A liquor with a secret formula the Tussen family has been trying to get their hands on for centuries.
A liquor with a secret formula the Tussen family has been trying to get their hands on for centuries.
by Amayanoir May 4, 2009
Get the Licor Beirão mug.Lamar was able to fling his javelin the farthest during the Greek Games at the Homecoming Carnival due to his superior, limpristic throwing style.
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