Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.

-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018

Mr Krabs

Your sugar daddy who penetrates you with his 19-inch cock and gives you £20 for it after

Omg I saw Mr Krabs yesterday, and I never came as much as I had then! I flooded his bed and soaked the £20 pound note he gave me!

by 20 inch daddy May 6, 2019

Mr. Krabbing

When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.

Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.

"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."

by kittenbean June 11, 2018

Krab

a dumb ass nigga

this nigga a krab

by Giesh January 22, 2019

krab

An extreme version of the word ‘bitch’.

‘that girl gave me a dirty look, she’s such a krab’
adjective: the krabe woman

by Lobekah June 8, 2021

Mr. Krabs

When you are completely and utterly off the xanny. You are feeling it now just like in the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob and Patrick try to make Mr. Krabs feels it

Bro I popped 3 krabby patties an hour ago and I am definitely Mr. Krabs right now

by 4Chaners May 19, 2018