kieran

sus.

omg look at him he's so sus. he's def a kieran (eye roll)

by bae is bae October 14, 2020

Kieran beet

God like being. One with all the power. If you do not listen to his commands you are sure to live a life of pain.

Wow! I did not listen to Kieran beet i will now suffer a life if pain.

by Urban Dictionary's God August 31, 2021

Kieran Walton

Kieran is a low life prick with no friends, he once had a wank with vapour rub. He talks to like 15 lasses at a time and has no respect towards them. Can not play football to save his life.

Kieran Walton 😂

by Kieran Walton May 11, 2016

Kieran

An absolute waste of oxygen, a humour vampire who is the human equivalent of a turkey sandwich. If you are on cloud nine, he’s on cloud ten. He’ll remind you frequently how vanilla he is and will get a shit tattoo saying #wild. You would fuck his mum though

I’m going to paint my hallway Kieran, the beigest of beige

by Dave Davidson March 19, 2022

Kieran potter

ngl sexiest most shaggable man you will ever meet

that Kieran potter is the sexy as fuck

by kpo1 March 14, 2021

Kieran

Kieran is a absolute hench person with a cock the since of a sky scraper. He can use his cock as a chair and have room to share.

He is a loving person and always thinks about others. Great gamer and loves with all his heart, he knows his way around the bed and proves to the girls he knows how to pleasure them.

Son: Dad what inspired you.
Dad: A handsome man named kieran
Son:why
Dad: Because he showed me how to pleasure your mum

by Kierans1#fan January 31, 2025

A Kieran

A term used when someone is fat, and is often mistaken with a Tyler due to many similarities of creepiness and being generally the most lazy person you've met. Kieran's often speak to there Mums with no respect even though without them they wouldn't know how to function with society. For an example watch south park as there is many similarities to Eric Cartman. Kieran's often have the IQs equivalent to a packet of Smash mash.

Are you going to work or are you being a Kieran today. There's a boulder rolling down that cliff, oh wait its just a Kieran, Respect your parents and don't be a Kieran.

by Altomp February 19, 2025