keefe on a leaf

You all know elf on a shelf...
But now it's KEEFE ON A LEAF!
*referring to keefe sencen from kotlc*

hey did you see the keefe on a leaf meme? It's so funny!

by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

keef that shit

When a nigga hits the bong so hard he starts to cough blowing smoke everywhere finishing the bowl

Damn he really keef that shit

by Therealkeefer December 23, 2018

Jordan Keef

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!

Jordan keef will plaster your door shut

by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 8, 2023

The Keef Queef

The keef queef.

"damn babe, did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? This place smells like skunk ass now!"

"That girl really keef queefed everywhere"

by ~~~Power~~~ January 9, 2025

Chief Keef

Aint no hitter

Chief Keef ain't no hitter, Chief Keef ain't this, Chief Keef a fake

by Thiccythicc August 31, 2022

Chief Keef Pop Tart

The act of inverting a black mans asshole and playing with his rectal prolapse

Jeffrey: me n my homie tried out that new Chief Keef Pop Tart move we seen on xnxx!
Gaye Mcdonald: care to tag another one in?

by myspace202 December 17, 2023

keef tomsum

Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.

Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.

Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.

by balzinjawz November 23, 2021