June 3

June 3rd is National Shrek Day! It’s time to unleash your inner ogre, and yell at people for being in your swamp! But be careful, because for every Shrek our there, there’ll also be a Fiona to accompany them!

Friend 1: Oh sorry, I can’t invite you over to my house on June 3
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: It’s National Shrek Day! No one’s allowed in my swamp!

by Ima bad biatch October 29, 2019

Jism Junction

The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.

My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an “excellent adventure” dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoever’s load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from Ted since.

by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th

paypal her some money

she thick

give her taco bell she's super sexy

National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th damn it must be June 16th lemme send leilani.kiko some money

by baddiesthawaiian June 15, 2020

june 1

the most beautiful, handsome, adorable, and best curly hair. this describes the person that was born on this day.

“tom holland was born on June 1”
“oh yeah no wonder, he’s perfect”

by tomholland_loml1996 November 9, 2019

june 16th

The day that alot of great, hardworking, fun-loving, beautiful, silly, weird people including me were born. Your welcome.

"Hey when's your birthday?"

"June 16th."

"No wonder I like you"

*smiles*

by I'mMeDuh December 11, 2011

June 10

The day in which great people may be born. Also, it’s national lazy day

Hey do u know what day it is?
Yes, June 10th, the day in which people are born and it’s also lazy day

by Pickles of the earth June 4, 2019

June 30th

The day when the most unique people are born. Amazing personality until you piss them off...don't do that.

person: When were u born?
me: June 30th
person: o fr? disgusting
me: *throws chair*

by miami_minimum November 6, 2019