by BigChungusIsGod69 December 18, 2019
by c,lololoodbcuwffnd November 05, 2013
“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”
by hebpro October 20, 2007
Voter: Que Pasa Mang? You Vote For Jorge Washingtinez?
Voter 2: Na Mang, I Voted Por My Ese, Hector!
Voter 2: Na Mang, I Voted Por My Ese, Hector!
by Galactech April 02, 2015
Street Jesus and the Baddest Motherfucker alive. This is no exaggeration; he literally became the BMF in 2019 after destroying Nate Diaz for the BMF belt. He also has the fastest knockout in UFC history after having knocked out Ben Askren in five seconds. He is called Street Jesus because he looks like Jesus Christ, and prior to fighting professionally, he used to fight on the streets when he was as young as 17 (like when he fought Ray in Kimbo Slice's yard). When he knocks out his opponent, he claims he is baptizing them.
Kamaru Usman fought him at UFC 251... Usman was so terrified of actually fighting Masvidal that he had to hug him against the fence the entire fight and stalled by STOMPING on Masvidal's foot every 2 seconds just so that the referee wouldn't separate them. Usman literally stepped on Masvidal's feet hundreds of times while hugging him to win the fight.
The UFC is the world's biggest MMA promotion company in the world. In almost every fight you watch, you see one fighter knock the other one out, or a lot of blood. As a general rule, broken faces and body turned into a cataclysmic pile of flesh. This fight had none of that - even a pillow fight had more action.
Jorge Masvidal is such a BMF that the reigning Welterweight champion, Kamaru Usman, literally hugged him against the fence the entire fight and stepped/stomped on his fight the whole time because of how terrified he was at the possibility of being baptized in a real fight.
Kamaru Usman fought him at UFC 251... Usman was so terrified of actually fighting Masvidal that he had to hug him against the fence the entire fight and stalled by STOMPING on Masvidal's foot every 2 seconds just so that the referee wouldn't separate them. Usman literally stepped on Masvidal's feet hundreds of times while hugging him to win the fight.
The UFC is the world's biggest MMA promotion company in the world. In almost every fight you watch, you see one fighter knock the other one out, or a lot of blood. As a general rule, broken faces and body turned into a cataclysmic pile of flesh. This fight had none of that - even a pillow fight had more action.
Jorge Masvidal is such a BMF that the reigning Welterweight champion, Kamaru Usman, literally hugged him against the fence the entire fight and stepped/stomped on his fight the whole time because of how terrified he was at the possibility of being baptized in a real fight.
by EntrepetunousYes July 13, 2020
Jorge is a master of sex, he is one of the best people you can have sex with.
Rivera is a passionate and driven person, everyone with a Rivera last name is driven by something or someone.
In the case of Jorge Rivera he is a passionate and driven sex lover, if you love the sex with jorge you have to try it with Jorge Rivera, because he will take you to a whole new level
Rivera is a passionate and driven person, everyone with a Rivera last name is driven by something or someone.
In the case of Jorge Rivera he is a passionate and driven sex lover, if you love the sex with jorge you have to try it with Jorge Rivera, because he will take you to a whole new level
Girl 1: have you had sex with Jorge?
Girl 2: yeah I love it!
Girl 3: yeah it is amazing but I had sex with Jorge Rivera and he is like 99% better than just Jorge.
Girl 2: yeah I love it!
Girl 3: yeah it is amazing but I had sex with Jorge Rivera and he is like 99% better than just Jorge.
by Lrg97 December 21, 2016
by Dreamypalmtree June 18, 2020