Jordan is my bestfriend, and he honestly couldn't make me any happier. The one person that you always go to when your down, can be described as funny, caring, silly, and in my opinion very good looking. Someone who doesn't think they deserve anyone but really they deserve the world!? Being honest, Jordans usually have never had a girlfriend and my bestfriend Jordan hasn't. So it'd be hard for me to tell him that I have a crush on him!! Jordan your my bestfriend
by Madison134 April 17, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)
Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS
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by Jordan Yeet April 9, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.
by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
by Natalie20 March 7, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. 
Get the Jordanmug. The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, commonly called Jordan, is a country in the Middle East.
Languages: Arabic - English
Capital: Amman
Area: 92,300 km²
Population: 5,800,000
Languages: Arabic - English
Capital: Amman
Area: 92,300 km²
Population: 5,800,000
by Nabeeh December 20, 2007
Get the Jordanmug. 1.Country of the middle east
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle
1. Never go to Jordan, its hot
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?
by Jose manche June 7, 2010
Get the Jordanmug.