jonny law

A male police officer. hillbilly slang for the police.

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.

by lisarath November 07, 2005

jonny sniper

Same as bunny boiler really.... basically a needy, emotionally unstable, pretty much crazy bird who'll go to extremes to keep you in a relationship.

The phrase refers to the girl putting holes in your condoms in order to get herself pregnant to keep you tied down.

That bitch is crazy. She's a jonny sniper.

by _J@Y_ November 19, 2007

jonny juice

The sticky white substance that is excreated from ones dong during sex.

"Wendy, Clarence blew his jonny juice all over my face last night. Damn that shit burns!"

by g unit May 04, 2004

Jonny boy

A true jewish boy with great curly hair and an awesome smile to match.

wow look at that kid, he is such a jonny boy.

by booyouwhore15 May 08, 2009

Jonny Deep

World famous adult film star. Has starred in such films as: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, Ed's Wood, 21 Hump Street, Edward Penis Hands, Whos Touching Gilbert's Grapes?, Cockolat, Blow, (Humping) The ASStronaut's Wife, Dick of Time, Finding Neverland: Stories from under the Ball-Sack, and Queer and hoing in Las Vegas.

Damn son, Jonny Deep has the AP!

by the_guy January 20, 2005

rubber jonny

A condom of any type.

Haha, I just got some glow-in-the-dark rubber jonny's.
Lend me a rubber jonny, mate...

by Phil T. August 19, 2006

Jonny Shine

(also known as JonELf) The coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that' a lot, and will bring breakfast to your room every morning

hey, did your day go?
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020