jonny law

A male police officer. hillbilly slang for the police.

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.

by lisarath November 7, 2005

jonny sniper

Same as bunny boiler really.... basically a needy, emotionally unstable, pretty much crazy bird who'll go to extremes to keep you in a relationship.

The phrase refers to the girl putting holes in your condoms in order to get herself pregnant to keep you tied down.

That bitch is crazy. She's a jonny sniper.

by _J@Y_ December 19, 2007

jonny juice

The sticky white substance that is excreated from ones dong during sex.

"Wendy, Clarence blew his jonny juice all over my face last night. Damn that shit burns!"

by g unit May 4, 2004

Jonny boy

A true jewish boy with great curly hair and an awesome smile to match.

wow look at that kid, he is such a jonny boy.

by booyouwhore15 May 7, 2009

Jonny Deep

World famous adult film star. Has starred in such films as: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, Ed's Wood, 21 Hump Street, Edward Penis Hands, Whos Touching Gilbert's Grapes?, Cockolat, Blow, (Humping) The ASStronaut's Wife, Dick of Time, Finding Neverland: Stories from under the Ball-Sack, and Queer and hoing in Las Vegas.

Damn son, Jonny Deep has the AP!

by the_guy January 19, 2005

rubber jonny

A condom of any type.

Haha, I just got some glow-in-the-dark rubber jonny's.
Lend me a rubber jonny, mate...

by Phil T. August 20, 2006

jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.

Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds

by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020