Jonah

He may seem like the most perfect, hot and charming guy ever. In reality, he doesn't give a shit and will break your heart continuously and refuse to stop. STOP LOOKING AT THOSE CUTE DEFINITIONS

Also like his name starts with J what did u expect...

"Hey girl I just got rejected?"
"Jonah again?"
"Yeah he's a dick..."

by Thot Reality ;) November 17, 2019

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A Fucking Gay man who is attracted to gay teachers.

That kid just Jonahed Mr. Elbeasy

by Jacob trevis May 21, 2019

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jonah: penis

by rvxn August 29, 2019

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The Jonah

When someone gives a blowjob while making whale noises

This girl I hooked up with gave me The Jonah last night and I’m not sure how to feel about it...

by Jonahandthewhale September 1, 2019

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the cutest and most amazing person to ever be alive. he is the sweetest boy you will ever met and you will never wanna lose him! he will always bring you up when your down! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet! he is destined to be with an alayna!

person 1: yo aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right

by mehoe November 4, 2019

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