johan

the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...

johan is an idiot

by coolpineapple October 8, 2020

Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.

Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan

by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017

johan deag

A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike

OMG, you're so johan deag

by officialcraven April 24, 2017

karl johan

A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome

Look there is Karl Johan

by Kæælll February 6, 2018

Johan

The most ruthless unstoppable force if you mess with the Johan you are on sight for life
the Johan will stop at nothing to win in silent warfare.

Hey, look there’s Johan

Watch out he’s ahead of the game you might wanna leave Johan alone.

by Overinflated October 27, 2025

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Johan from norway

Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins

ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!

by Sivertisverygay March 1, 2022