jumping tree

A word that you would call somebody in anger, sarcasm, or when they just say or do something stupid.

if somebody says something stupid you'd say thats the dumbest thing I heard "Jumping Tree"

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Jumping Josephat!

A expression used to express that you are shocked.

Mom: Let's go you're gonna meet Britney Spears.
You: Jumping Josephat!

by Simply Sara February 26, 2008

Jumping strays

Stealing unattended or abandoned drinks at a bar or party.

As in, Im so broke Ive been jumping strays all night.

by charlotte's big pole January 30, 2006

Mexican jumping crack

crack that jumps out of your pipe or bowl.

`I tried to smoke it, but the mexican jumping crack jumped out of my stem.

by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008

bum jummping

the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.

dude, i went up to the homeless person outside of kmart and totally and "bum jummping" we went.

by cockney. January 23, 2011

jumping the fence

it's the moment when you are trapped in a bad situation, and you are quickly trying to get away hoping things won't get worse.

also referred to as 'jumped the fence'

NICK- Dude, i punched Elle in the boob at Josh's party!
RONNY- Did she know it was you?
NICK- No...but i've been jumping the fence ever since

by LGLG October 28, 2008

Hedge Jumping

A nationally recognised sport in the UK. Originally conceived in Harrogate, North Yorkshire by a group of pissed up sixth formers. Marks based on height, impact left, style and hedge selection. Synchronised hedge jumping began to gain momentum in this art until hedge integrity began to prove this variation to be mindless destruction.

Inspiration was first provided by Will 'Crazy Will' McIntosh and the idea further with Robert Cooper, Will Claringbold, Alasdair Bannatyne and Jonny Hurst.

Shit! look at that impact, he leveled that hedge. I FUCKING LOVE HEDGE JUMPING!

by coops420 March 20, 2009