jessakah

The greatest of names. A much better version of Jessica. Jessakah is original. One of a kind. Stands out from the crowd. Everyone wants to be Jessakah. They never will be as awesome. Just the facts.

Jessakah is the greatest person ever!

by Thebestchickever October 4, 2016

Jésagodism

Jésagodism jé-say-god-ih-zum is an acceptance religion where God, Jesus, and Satan are all worshipped and loved equally. It is focused on the beliefs that everyone is equal no matter what race, sexuality, gender, profession, intellect, income, sex, illnesses etc. and that instead of hate to be spread, it is focused specifically on spreading love, acceptance, reassurance, and support. The buildings in which jésagodists practice the religion are called godaéj's, and Sundays are the religious events in which the jésagodists come to practice and/or go to Sunday school. Our Sunday school program consists of a ball pit for recess and Dunkin Donuts served for breakfast to all children. They will learn early in their life to accept everyone and not to judge those who are not interfering in their personal daily lives. Sherly Temples will be served as the blood of Christ and garlic bread in small portions served as the skin of Christ. A rock band will perform each song that is supposed to play on that day of the week, and cursing is allowed no matter how young the age. Our bible will be in a rough copy eventually, but for now you can find it published on Wattpad (continuously) to learn about more of the things Jésagodism offers if you join this religion! The Pope is Kaylee and the Holy Daddies are Lea and Becca.

"Oh man, Jésagodism is the least offensive religion out there!"

by Pope Kae February 2, 2017

jessapalooza

Noun - The month long, annual celebration of the single hottest chick in the world.

Yo Bro, What are you doing for jessapalooza this year?

by polarBearProfessor June 20, 2017

jessaien

a really sweet guy, who can sometimes get salty, he is so sexy it doesnt even matter. He is very kind but aggressive, and he is normally a skinny, rich, and black specimen. the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He is sexy and smart, who as a bright future

Maggie: Oh, yeah he's my boyfriend jessaien!
Shianne: OMG really he's so sexy, girl imma little jelly!!!

by jjduck August 31, 2017

jensay

The great lord of memes. With a body of a greek god the very earth shakes and quakes under his mighty rule. He's face garners respect from every angle and his jawline cuts like a samurai sword. So basically just a sick cunt.

Say 3 prayers to Jensay to get in to minecraft when you die.

by TheDeadRocket May 7, 2018

Jesahi

When you have feelings for a girl and are called out for it, but don't make a move on her.

Human 1: *To Human 2's crush* Human 2 has liked you for like a month.
Human 2:

Human 1: *to human 2* I completely set you up.
Human 2:
Human 1: Stop being a Jesahi and make your move.

by The Pineapple Man December 11, 2018

Jesauce

The type of thing you say when something stupid or amazing occurs. A refference to Jesus Christ and sauce. Preferably

it would be said with an nigerian accent.

Michael: There are 37 stars on the american flag
Jack: Jesauce

Random gymnast: *Does a 360 tripple backflip*

Dikembe: Jesauce

by -Booty Warrior- February 28, 2019