Jensen

A Jensen is a girl who is beautiful. wonderful, amazing, and sweet. She is one of the best people you'll ever meet because she cares and is such a good friend, to everyone! She hates scary movies, but loves using her pedophile face. A Jensen is someone you need to be friends with.

Person 1- "Who is that girl using that creepy pedophile face?"
Person 2- "Thats a Jensen!"

Person 1- "Jensen is so sweet!"
Person 2- "I know, I'm glad I'm her friend!"

by Jensenstwinzy<33 January 2, 2012

jasenia

Meaning the best girl you can ever meet she is an all around great person but don't mess with her because she does know how to fight commanly from there father who has been in and out of jail all of his life

Jasenia is the best person in the world

by Jasenia June 2, 2015

jaksen

Most awesome intelligent chill kid there ever was.

The greatest of all time = Jaksen

by Sup1122 May 18, 2018

Jensen

A stoner...weed all day everyday

Dude, I'm becoming a Jensen.

by whaaaaaaa July 21, 2009

janson

Probably the most fricking awesome sharpshooting pilot in Star Wars EU EVER.

"Yub yub, commander!"

by Wes Janson April 27, 2005

Jensen

A Jensen is a very handsome guy with blonde hair and green eyes which also is a good human being and has an awesome personality that you love to talk to.and Jensen is like a mix between handsome and gentlemen .and Smart sense of humor

S:hey , I heard you had a date last night .So , how was he ?
You:OMG,he's a total Jensen ,I mean ,he opened the door for me ,made me laugh .And the guy is smart ,and those lips... I need to see him again .

by shjgsdcguigwerCDDFCHBHYccccccc October 15, 2016

The Jensen Effect

A br0tal effect on yourself where you turn to drink, flatcaps, homosexual songs & dancing like a tard.
Another part of the effect is sitting up the back seat in the cinema and having nothing but banter & taking the pish out of the movie your watching.

I had the jensen effect last night, i woke with a hangover and im still laughing at Ginger Goats.

by evamilroy. November 29, 2007