An egotistical sort of fellow who enjoys using people for his entertainment, it seems. Don't trust a Jalen.
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Get the Jalen mug.He is very dicksuckish about young thug and wishes he will be ysl one day. He talks about him everyday with passion and consistency. And also makes all of his video game characters look like him as well. Very dicksuckish if you ask me. And also call him by his government like he knows him personally.
In his exact words he says everyday "young thug da goat" or "you know young thug did this etc." but nobody really cares. Jalen white the dick sucker.
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