Jalen Rose

Mr. “I got 81 points dropped on my head”

Jalen Rose: *exists*

Kobe Bryant: Im bout to end this mans whole career

by Pooh Shiesty July 27, 2021

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How to defend Jalen

Impossible, non existent, can’t happen

How to defend Jalen. You can’t goofy

by How to defend Jalen July 17, 2022

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Jalen

A beautiful handsome adorable boy god I love him so much

You are such a Jalen! Very pretty!

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Jalen

A very big tall sexy black male. Hearing his name will make you wet. He has a bbc and he built like a hog rider.

Jalen lemme see that bbc you hog rider

by ilovejalen1 January 12, 2022

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jalen

fat mf who chill

that fat nigga jalen chill asf

by jaren556 February 6, 2024

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Let's be honest here, this gotta be the most amazing guy you've ever met in your life. When you picture a Jalen, he's insanely beatiful, has nice skin, incredibly smart and dedicated, the best boyfriend, and super smooth in bed. Jalen might be the worst at celebrating himself, but will never hesitate uplift those around him and care for his loved ones. Everyone would be blessed to have a Jalen in their life. Jalen is a charmer, your grandma and mom will adore him, but he's witty too and can go toe to toe against anyone. Save yourself, love a Jalen.

Damn is that Rojas Luxe Parfum?

Yeah, my amazing boyfriend Jalen bought it for me after he hit a sick kickflip.

by Trozzi August 5, 2025

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