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Jesus

The name of which we name all our children from henceforth, or there will be no second coming.
Jesus 2: Redemption Day
by captain fruit punch December 3, 2018
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The single greatest person in the history of everything.
historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?
by The Great American October 7, 2008
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Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
Jesus is the one not to mess with.
by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018
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Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin
by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019
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Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L
by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019
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1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe

2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
“Yo is that Jesus?”

“ nah it’s just Gabe
by Whitestpersonever January 10, 2020
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The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
Damn jesus is just a hottie
by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018
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