Jesus

The name of which we name all our children from henceforth, or there will be no second coming.

Jesus 2: Redemption Day

by captain fruit punch December 3, 2018

Jesus

The single greatest person in the history of everything.

historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?

by The Great American October 7, 2008

Jesus

The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf

Damn jesus is just a hottie

by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018

Jesus

Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox

Hello,JESUS 😂😂

by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019

Jesus

Tyler Griffin

Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin

by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019

Jesus

If you have a guy named Jesus , then you should keep him in your life. They are special people because they will be there for you whether you’re sad, happy or disappointed. They are tall with kindness personality and warm smile. Jesus are hard to find ,but if you have them as friends or boyfriend, you don’t need another guy to hangout rather than Jesus. :) <3

Ruby: Is that Jesus ?
Stevia: Sure that’s him, he’s my best friend
Melanie: He’s cool to hangout !

by Ruthie_TheSadGirl4 April 6, 2019

Jesus

Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.

"Jesus, will u go out with me?"

"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "

"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "

by s-elarson February 13, 2019