Skill Issue

"Skill Issue" is a phrase or term often used and inserted into conversations regarding video games or other media. The phrase is used to deem a failure or other similar scenario where the player is not successful and they proceed to blame it on the factors of the game or their opponents, when it is in fact, their fault. It can be used both as a genuine criticism of someone's skill, or ironically when it is in fact a factor completely out of their control to serve as a joke. It can also be used in real-life scenarios or other forms of non-video game media, where it is used as a video game related substitute to make a statement ironically or humorously.

Scenario 1: Genuinely

Person 1: Dude, how did I die there? That guy's got to be hacking! That's unfair
Person 2: I dunno, seems like a skill issue.
Scenario 2: Sarcastically/Ironically
Person 1: What? My internet just went out and I got disconnected! That sucks!
Person 2: (Sarcastically) Skill Issue.
Scenario 3: Unrelated to game
Person 1: Wow, I did not expect Iron Man to die at the end of Avengers: Endgame.
Person 2: (Mockingly) Iron Man had a Skill Issue, just don't die, LOL.

by o7_ January 12, 2022

Brother Issues

Someone who grew up never having a brother/sister, or he/she passed away/treated them horribly and they always tried to replace someone as their brother/sister, to fill in that gap of being an only child or someone without a brother/sister.

random person: omg they have brother issues/sister issues

me: yes they’re either an only child or someone without a brother/sister. 🙁

by Anastasia ❤️ February 11, 2023

insubordination

Not listening to teachers etc; can usually land u in detention cuz those stupid teachers think they own u.

Insubordination can get you in detention.

by b-ling March 3, 2005

Issabella

A really hot latina chica. She is the soul of the party, always entertaining and fun to be around. A great friend, will hear you out and give you advice. She is amazing. A total sweetheart <3

Issabella is incredible :>

by nyghtsun May 18, 2014

issues

1. Topics for discussion or debate.

2. Euphemism for "problems" used by women and effeminate men. These people want to appear to be too polite to say
"problems," so they say "issues."

Joe: "I have issues."
Schmoe: "You have ISSUES?! What are you, some kind of girly man? Women have issues. Men have PROBLEMS."
Joe: "Oh, you're such an issuephobe!"

by Sneaky Snyde June 16, 2005

Trust issues

When you’re boyfriend/girlfriend is in love with your best friend and not you. When they only want pictures or your body.

Boy: I don’t like you anymore because we don’t talk enough.

Girl: we talk all the time but all you want is nudes and pictures. From past experiences and today I have trust issues.

by boredom101 March 11, 2019

issues

A word that was used in the mid nineteen-nineties by mostly loud-mouthed ghetto fabulous women or classless effeminate males. "Issues" is a word that was frequently used by guests of talk shows of the mid nineteen-nineties. Issues is mainly used to describe someone who has numerous problems and problematic circumstances in their life. Furthermore, if one has issues, or an issue, it is most likely a result of their own psychopathic tendencies.

"That alcoholic skank over there had two abortions and gave up her third child for adoption. She's out at a bar wasted and not even her boyfriend will take her home. That girl be havin' issues."

"That fat broad is telling everyone she is a lawyer even though she is serving me drinks behind the bar. She thinks everyone believes her. That girl has issues that she needs to deal with right away."

by Miss Priss Gal March 30, 2007