by thatoneguywhowrotethis June 18, 2022
Get the krunker iomug. an 2d battleroyale that fucking sucks compared to resurviv.io and surviv.io, nah i can't just double pumping the hella the players man, like i said bro, it's good but surviv.io is better, this is just a simply a surviv.io knockoff, and it's even worse than zombsroyale man.
Person 1: can we play suroi io?
Person 2 that has really perfered to surviv io: Stupid motherfucker, why the fuck i have to play that shitty ass game and it has alot of surviv io player in it, i know right bruh, BUT THE MECHANIC SUCKS BRUH LIKE HOLY CRAP IT'S CRAPPY AS HELL, I CAN'T DOUBLE PUMP AND THERE IS AIN'T NOOBS LIKE SURVIV IO, DUDE, AIN'T NO WAY AN OG SURVIVR GONNA PLAY THIS CRAPPY ASS GAME BRO, Holy shit im done with suroi.io man.
Person 2: Literally grabs an fucking real life sv-98
Person 2 that has really perfered to surviv io: Stupid motherfucker, why the fuck i have to play that shitty ass game and it has alot of surviv io player in it, i know right bruh, BUT THE MECHANIC SUCKS BRUH LIKE HOLY CRAP IT'S CRAPPY AS HELL, I CAN'T DOUBLE PUMP AND THERE IS AIN'T NOOBS LIKE SURVIV IO, DUDE, AIN'T NO WAY AN OG SURVIVR GONNA PLAY THIS CRAPPY ASS GAME BRO, Holy shit im done with suroi.io man.
Person 2: Literally grabs an fucking real life sv-98
by CarlShock June 11, 2024
Get the Suroi iomug. 
by lovIhm August 5, 2021
Get the IoSmug. by smut reader August 24, 2022
Get the hordes iomug. by imazallik February 23, 2022
Get the Malicious IOSmug. The top-level domain that used to be a fad to use for indie game projects with 1980s graphics, but nowadays lets you recognize a toxic Silion Valley start-up with the containerized framework crypto AI offerings to solve a problem, that wouldn’t be there without people like them, with more of the same.
You know… the ones with the huge stock photos and utterly useless text blurbs, that look like that of an asexual pickup artist peddling courses. The one seemingly run by 3rd-wave-coffee-sipping iDrones in skinny red plaid dungarees with black suspenders, black 50s glasses and side-combed undercut Hitler Youth / generic-diverse-curly hairstyles running the equivalent of jsLinux as their primary OS. The child of Juicero and a Musk project, not doing hardware, not software, but maybe something cobbled together from existing big projects that a skilled coder could put together himself in an evening, but it somehow presented as the greatest invention to ever save the world. Making Pied Piper look like the old and sane generation.
Not a single barefoot greybeard hacker who has worked on bare metal or Unix boxen in sight. They’re CoC-blocked.
You know… the ones with the huge stock photos and utterly useless text blurbs, that look like that of an asexual pickup artist peddling courses. The one seemingly run by 3rd-wave-coffee-sipping iDrones in skinny red plaid dungarees with black suspenders, black 50s glasses and side-combed undercut Hitler Youth / generic-diverse-curly hairstyles running the equivalent of jsLinux as their primary OS. The child of Juicero and a Musk project, not doing hardware, not software, but maybe something cobbled together from existing big projects that a skilled coder could put together himself in an evening, but it somehow presented as the greatest invention to ever save the world. Making Pied Piper look like the old and sane generation.
Not a single barefoot greybeard hacker who has worked on bare metal or Unix boxen in sight. They’re CoC-blocked.
A: Hey, have you heard of that great new thing, doteyeohh.io?
They.io made this amazing new invention that will change the world.io! The iMSmart.io!
B: They invented the … browser?
A: NO!! The text editor dot IO! It’s a platform! For frameworks! In a container! Using the new Crust language! See? You can install any scab you like! Let me just download this 128x128 pixel art animation! … hold on this is only terabit 6G… OK, … See?
B: It takes 12GB to run… a disguised Chrome browser in a disguised VM? … Why are my fans spinning up?
A: That’s just the AI gathering your neural data for Google Telemetry. It will make writing text super-easy! You don’t even *have* to make life choices anymore! Who doesn’t hate being an actual individual, right?
B: Nice OS you got there. If only it had a better text editor…
They.io made this amazing new invention that will change the world.io! The iMSmart.io!
B: They invented the … browser?
A: NO!! The text editor dot IO! It’s a platform! For frameworks! In a container! Using the new Crust language! See? You can install any scab you like! Let me just download this 128x128 pixel art animation! … hold on this is only terabit 6G… OK, … See?
B: It takes 12GB to run… a disguised Chrome browser in a disguised VM? … Why are my fans spinning up?
A: That’s just the AI gathering your neural data for Google Telemetry. It will make writing text super-easy! You don’t even *have* to make life choices anymore! Who doesn’t hate being an actual individual, right?
B: Nice OS you got there. If only it had a better text editor…
by Evi1M4chine December 4, 2022
Get the .iomug.