negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

Ion

Generally to change the topic. It means 'in other information'.

Ion you guys annoyin or some

by BigCazz May 26, 2019

Ion git it

Short for "I don't get it"

This shit makes no sense bro. Ion git it.

by Blargyfart August 10, 2022

ion

ion means “i don’t”

“r u gonna make me a pb&j”
“ion know”

by pb&j4life December 12, 2019

Ion

The definition of ion is someone who doesn’t know how to spell or read properly

Ion know how to spell

by Trew_is_a_bitch April 4, 2021

ioN Kaii

A Legend in the trickshot community that puts on for the trenches.

“The opps Are Broke” - ioN Kaii

by ioNOddities October 23, 2023

ion

I don't even know

ion evn kn = I don't even know

by nonamesareleft December 13, 2025