Ion

Generally to change the topic. It means 'in other information'.

Ion you guys annoyin or some

by BigCazz May 26, 2019

ion

Means "I don't"

ion like pineapple on pizza

by butterflyintheskyicanflytwice April 27, 2022

negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

Ion

I don’t

Jay: bro can u do this cuz ion know how

Liam: oh sure dude

by youwillnotlast5minutes September 9, 2021

cuh ion gih a fuk

“i don’t give a fuck” in a spicy angry way.

“I will tell her to cuh ion gih a fuk.”

by squidward1122 May 16, 2021

Ion

An acronym used in social media posts that stand for “I Obviously Never,” used to substitute the words “I don’t”

“Ion usually post pics but I had to show of this ootd.”
Translates to = “I obviously never usually post pics but I had to show off this outfit of the day.”

by PixieGirl12 February 24, 2018

Ion

Ion is a special dumb ass and makes everything dirty for no reason

Stop being a Ion

by Bruh234523 May 28, 2023