Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

by v1cious October 6, 2004

Internet

A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.

by The Minus January 17, 2005

Internet Thug

1) An Internet thug, is a guy that acts all hardcore on the PC (via internet), but if you saw them in person, you would laugh.

2) a person that talks sh.... over the internet or over the phone, but in person, does not. Infact avoids confutation wholeheartedly.

also see Studio gangster definition.

Phat-0m killah acts like his all tough and sh.. but deep down that guy aint nothing but an internet thug...

by darth48076 March 16, 2004

THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS

An extremely popular Internet catch phrase. Not necessarily typed in all caps. Sometimes shortened by omitting "THE." Also sometimes used with an intentional mispelling of "THE" as "TEH."

Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.

Person 1: I'm right and you're wrong!

Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!

Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS

by forcryingoutloud August 17, 2006

Girl on the Internet Syndrome

An affliction that causes some female internet users to play the sexpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. Sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make fellatio jokes. Inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or sexual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.

Rob: PinkGoddess has posted three times that she's wearing a thong today.

Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.

by Sunshine Superman August 29, 2010

Internetter

Internetter refers to someone who is highly knowledgeable of Internet based references & social networking tools.

He is a highly accomplished Internetter

by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

Internet Fag

Teenage and twenty-something nerds who wallow in their own stupidity and enjoy raping the English language. They come all come complete with a terrible backwards sense of humor involving any "funny" picture with a caption that uses language evolving from LeetSpeak (I think...). The majority of them spend their days playing World of Warcraft, watching and making Youtube Poop videos, surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4Chan, and posting on message boards with misspelled words and annoying use of CaPs and useless nonsensical punctuation!!111one!!eleven! In short, it is a Circle Jerk of socially retarded morons who don't have a shred of individuality and so all act in the same manor to be accepted by their own kind.

Tim: What the fuck are you looking at?

Justin: Cat pictures with HILARIOUS captions! Look! Can I haz moar cheezburger! LULZ (actually spoken aloud...)

Tim: I want to strangle you.... Internet Fag....

by Zer0 Qool May 25, 2009