Impossible

it is used to define the probability of Cristiano Ronaldo scoring a goal in the knockout stage of a major tournament

Messi : it is impossible to win this
Alvarez : no bueno it is not cristiano ronaldo yet

by idontknowwhyiamhere07 July 6, 2024

Impossible

Something that can't be done or can't happen.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's Impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Luke Skywalker

by Dank o' saurus November 23, 2018

Impossibilities

Suck a corn nut soft

Just when you think there is are no impossibilities in life try to suck a corn nut soft!

by Vendetta_driven_gal July 21, 2023

impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

physically impossible

a shot lined up in pool where no matter how you hit the ball you'll sink it.

He scratched so I'm going to line my shot to where it's physically impossible to miss.

You missed the shot and lined the other team up with a physically impossible shot, dumbass!

by highschool45 June 5, 2023

Impossible Levels List

The Hardest Impossible Levels List is a levels list server in the hit game Geometry Dash. It, similar to The Demons List, ranks levels by how hard they are. A level needs to be at least 30 seconds long and under 15 CPS to qualify for the list. Levels on the list are known for their brutal difficulty to play and to bot. Top 1 levels on the list include MINUSclub, CyclolcyC, Tax Evasion and Formosa.

Hey man did you see that Formosa got moved to top 1 on the Impossible Levels List
Yeah I saw, the list mods are so biased

by andromedagmd November 25, 2024

Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023