I Love You

Something people say and then pretend they didn't

Him:I Love you
Her:I Love You More
2 months after they broke up

Her Friend: Didn't he say he loved you
Her: yea
Him: ew no i would never

by 0o0 mOmMy February 23, 2022

i love you

When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.

Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.

by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005

i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time

by pimp daddy dollars January 28, 2005

i love you

something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned

Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"

by cutecupcake June 3, 2015

i love you

something you have never heard

girl: i love you
you: wakes up

by bidbid December 20, 2021

i love you

A lie most people tell to other people

someone : i love you <33

you : i love you too

that person : I don't love you anymore :<

by loonley4ever November 28, 2021

I Love You

Three words people don’t even mean they use it to hurt you in the future they say it for the fun of it and don’t really mean it 🙄I love you is something that will stay with you forever and never leave your heart

John: I love you Suzan

Suzan: I love you too

John 3 weeks later I hate you

Suzan: I actually loved you

by Kyleigh nicole October 21, 2018