can't be hooped

A phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something.

I can't be hooped to visit my inlaws.

I can't be hooped to wash the dishes.

by barelegs November 10, 2013

hooded figures

Beings who inhabit the town of night vale who are normally found in the dog park that does not exist and should not be engaged in anyway.

"Do not approach the hooded figures."

by CheshireGrin92 April 1, 2016

hoonerina

Right you cunts, I’ve tried to get this passed 4 fucking times so you better accept it

These dickheads won’t accept my definition of hoonerina

by The entire eart October 10, 2017

Hoonerina

A hoonerina is like a hoondog but cannot drink as much a hoondog but is the hoondog’s right hand woman.

“I was out the other night with this girl, she was a real hoonerina”

“That Anja is a really Hoonerina”

by AdamOF98 October 17, 2017

horned honey

While having sexual intercourse, the man pulls his penis out and quickly dips it in the honey jar, then re-inserts his penis in his partner, completing the Horned Honey.

While engaging in sexual relations, Lawrence decided he needed to sweeten things up, so he grabbed the honey jar and gave Sally the Horned Honey.

by SkippyD March 8, 2019

hooped tap

A tap that unique in the way that it is hooped

io guy, did ya install the hooped tap?

by AbsoluteCuntOfADay July 9, 2020

Hoodedman farts

A guy that wears a hood and does farts that stink like raw cat shit also looks like a hippie with a handle bar moustache

LengthyJA: Holy shit I can smell raw cat shit that hippie looking guy with the handle bar moustache must be doing the hoodedman farts

Girthy L:Yea it’s definitely him it’s not me
LengthyJA: why you looking so sheepish?

by Lenthyja March 2, 2021