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Lamppost Homosexual

A Homosexual person.

This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
by Geeez February 24, 2008
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homasexual

An extremely extremely gay person. They do gay things and they exceed regular gayness. It usually pertains to an actually nongay person that jus does some "gay" things alot.
Man, Scott is such a homasexual he keeps touchin that kid over there.
by Chizzle June 11, 2006
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homosexuality

attraction to the same gender. it's not a choice, you are BORN gay. it's a fact. for example, animals can be gay too, and they don't have a choice, right? thats the main DIFFERENCE between a man and an animal.
another thing that gets on my nerves, is how people think lesbians are"hot", and gay man are"sick" and "gross". i just hate the fact noone can explain why do they think like that.
and, if you think homosexual people are gay, shouldn't you be more kind with them? i don't want to make stupid comparisions, but do you go and beat the crap out of people who have, for example, AIDS?
i'm not gay, but i think it's just normal. it's not like i care, why should i care about someones sexual life?
oh, and homo isn't for "man", it's for SAME, latin, i think.
homosexuality is ok.
homosexuals are normal people.
by buwa May 29, 2007
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Homotextual

One who owns a phone, but will only text message. Or one who texts too much.
"Don't bother calling 'em; he's a homotextual."
by absorootly October 11, 2008
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hobosexual

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009
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Homosexual Legos

hot pink: sexuality
red: life
orange: healing
yellow: sunlight
green: nature
turquoise: magic/art
indigo/blue: serenity/harmony
violet: spirit

Legos that our bought with the colors above
Mom bought me homosexual legos for my wedding
by bitcoin December 25, 2013
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Homofectual

An instance in which two guys are having a pronounced bromance.
Guy 1: Dude, you're so cool. Are you homofectual? I'm ready to take it to that next level.
Guy 2: I'm ready.
by dsman444 March 2, 2017
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