homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

sheltering the homeless

Making sure less fortunate people who started with less opportunity get the food and shelter they need in order to survive.

Sheltering the homeless is good, its moral as well as a help to society.

by Michael/halfamitten/mpd November 10, 2005

Homeless Sexual

Any individual who expresses an exorbitant amount of sympathy for the poor and unemployed, thus advocating greater public spending through excessive tax levying. These people are often repelled by deodorant and own many pairs of sandals. They also tend to work at vegan and hemp shops, or any other place where Che Guevara is idolized.

"That homeless sexual just told me that the corporations only create poverty, and that the rich should pay for the poor."

by Cooper182 March 20, 2009

semi-homemade

Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.

Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.

Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.

Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.

by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008

Homeless Rob

a Homeless guy that lives on a park bench, bums cigarettes at a gas station, lurks in your basement and smells like a 3rd world country

This nigga's been smoking ground cigarettes for the past 10 years, just like a Homeless Rob!

by pedophile Joe October 21, 2009

homeless drunk

The state of intoxication when one is unable to get home without assistance from others. Thus, without assistance the drinker would be left homeless.

Man, I was practically homeless drunk last night. Without my sassy gay friend I never would have made it back.

by Sassy Gay Friend April 27, 2010

homelessexual

A day trader or similar white-collar employee who has rough hairy intercourse with homeless people in their makeshift cardboard shelters.

Dave is such a homelessexual--he does the nasty with the nasty! He and the hobo did the dirty deed!

by Homeless Joe September 20, 2007