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Black Market High-Five

At the end of performing intercourse from behind, one must pull out, ejaculate on his own hand and slap his partner across the face with it.
Susie hasn't let me try anything new in bed since I gave her that Black Market High-Five
by S.Meadows November 30, 2010
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white guy high five

also may be known as a jumping high five it starts when two people start a distance from each other and then proceed to run and when getting close jump in the air and give a high five.

While may seem cool in theory, it actually looks quite stupid.
"Did you just give that guy a white guy high five? You are such a stereotypical caucasian Mark"
by bakaryu August 9, 2004
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high five bandit

someone that will come in between your highfive with someone and high five you and the other person instead of you high fiveing the person you origonally wanted to.
i cannot really give an example for a high five bandit.
by bobthebuildersexwife February 6, 2007
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Hypothetical High Five

The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.
Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!
by J Bernard December 31, 2007
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high five

the act of gathering $5 from 4 of your friends to buy a gram of weed, and then smoking it in one session.
yo, are you guys down for a high five tonight?
by rascally crumpit February 22, 2010
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Korean High Five

"Hector korean high fived my girlfriend in the vagina -- now she feels violated."
by I'll Burn You! April 28, 2009
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Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.
Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)
by coachcmiller September 30, 2013
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