helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Helen Keller

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.

Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.

by The realest beast June 9, 2015

Helen Keller

Who you become when you look at the eclipse

Shit bro, when I look at that eclipse ima be Helen Keller

by GucciScaramucci August 21, 2017

Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.

Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.

by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016

on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

Helen keller

She never existed. Never.

His girlfriend is like Helen keller

by Keller hellen November 12, 2021

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024