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Heather

When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.
(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014
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Heather

Heather is a person who is not a whore, but on Christmas and in the following 12 days, in very rare circumstances, has been known to make men shout...Ho, Ho, Ho. Because she is a dam clever girl.
Ba-Da-Dumm-Da, that was a clever joke, are you a Heather?
by HappyHam December 23, 2017
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Heather

GORGEOUS but insecure
SWEET but can be a devil
SMART but never uses her intelligence
FRIENDLY but has very little friends
EMOTIONAL but covers it up easily
SHORT but everyone seems to see her
ANNOYING but very likeable
Heather: *knows all the answers but doesn't even bother*

Heather: *has no one at sit with at lunch*
Heather: *has a bad day but still smiles*
People: "I like ur shoes"
Heather: *talks non stop for 30 mins*
Everyone else: *annoyed but can help but love her*
by True heathers September 4, 2020
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Heather

by chilliesauce September 19, 2021
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Heather

A girl with an unusually large sized forehead anywhere between 5-11 inches from eyebrow to hairline
That girl Heather.. “you won’t never find… BOM BOM BOM… a hairline like mine”
by BigDaddyPimpGod March 1, 2022
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Heather

every one loves you. your the social butterfly, popular. Pretty much anyone's dream life
She is such a heather
by Gossip Girl 1234 September 3, 2020
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Heather

A Heather is a girl that knows no personal boundaries and will insert herself into every bit of your life and make it about her. Be careful what you tell a Heather because she has loose lips and will tell everyone what you told her. Heather is a chatterbox and could spend hours talking to a brick wall. Heather is notorious for texting and driving, leaving dirty dishes in the sink, and playing videos on her phone out loud in public. Heather is a pretty girl, but beware, gingers like Heather will cling to you like plastic wrap. If you have a Heather in your life, RIP.
Guy 1: who’s that ginger over there?
Guy 2: oh stay away from her, that’s a heather, she’s cray cray
by DisgruntledRoommate December 2, 2022
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