A girl that it's hard for her to keep her legs closed and she smells like rotting fish and will steal your guy from you never trust a heather
by Always_Killen_It_💯 June 01, 2016
When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.
(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014
Heather is a beautiful, kind and everyone can't help but stare and want to be her. Heather is that girl that everyone thinks is so pretty and just wants to be her or be friends with her. This came from Conan Gray's song 'Heather'
by jacob mcNary September 16, 2020
by Gossip Girl 1234 September 03, 2020
someone from Conan Gray's song "Heather" who is the perfect girl and a guy's best friend falls for her. his friend tho loves the gut dating heather and becomes suicidal.
Guy: shes such a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky.
Friend: shes got you mesmerized, while I die. I wish I was Heather.
Friend: shes got you mesmerized, while I die. I wish I was Heather.
by 🥰🖕 July 09, 2020
Used to be an old fashioned name but is now used as a word to describe someone who is liked by everyone because of the 2020 song by Conan Gray.
by Evergreen Trees September 13, 2020
A Heather is a girl that knows no personal boundaries and will insert herself into every bit of your life and make it about her. Be careful what you tell a Heather because she has loose lips and will tell everyone what you told her. Heather is a chatterbox and could spend hours talking to a brick wall. Heather is notorious for texting and driving, leaving dirty dishes in the sink, and playing videos on her phone out loud in public. Heather is a pretty girl, but beware, gingers like Heather will cling to you like plastic wrap. If you have a Heather in your life, RIP.
Guy 1: who’s that ginger over there?
Guy 2: oh stay away from her, that’s a heather, she’s cray cray
Guy 2: oh stay away from her, that’s a heather, she’s cray cray
by DisgruntledRoommate December 03, 2022