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Rent Boy Handle

A hair style common among young homosexuals used often as an expression of their feelings. The style consists of a shaved head with a large tuft on top, generally towards the back side.

The Rent Boy Handle first began as an advertising device employed by rent boys to express they are willing to serve.

If one wishes to acquire the services of the said rent boy they must tug on the rent boy handle three times to begin negotiations.
1. I am so angry, I tugged on his rent boy handle three times and he just ignored me.

2. When you are drunk tonight we are going to give you a rent boy handle.

3. The Rent Boy Handle changed my life, I get so much more work and I can hardly walk as a consequence

4. The old man tugged on the rent boy handle three times lovingly, never had the boy been filled with such passion for a customer before
by krazne crab hands April 28, 2010
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left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.
"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.
by Jana November 16, 2004
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Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.
"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."
by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012
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chelsea handler

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!
by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011
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Mr. Handlebars

A man who uses a girls ears as handlebars to force his penis into his mouth during oral sex.
Ew, that guy is such a Mr. Handlebars that my ears are still throbbing.
by Mr. Handlebars January 13, 2013
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you can't handle the truth

Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!
by Fearman April 15, 2008
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Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex

When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
"Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007
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